Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
