The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
My balls are so social today.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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