morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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