We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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