so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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