Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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