It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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