Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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