you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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