You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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