I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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