can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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