At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Are we still banned from the library?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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