It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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