Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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