STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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