im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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