My brain says no but my pants say off.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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