Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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