its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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