i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
