I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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