I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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