I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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