no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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