Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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