would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
