I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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