And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Randomize