Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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