I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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