I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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