Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just want to make out with him forever
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
