Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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