After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
