i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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