Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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