you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
