its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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