ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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