puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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