STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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