"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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