Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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