I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Randomize
