Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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