If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Ketchup is God's man juice
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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