ya dads aren't the best wingmen
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I am naked and annoyed.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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