i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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