its not stalking. its research.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
