Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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