he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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