Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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