"it" just moved
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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