is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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